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    Showing posts with label Sexy 80's. Show all posts

    Media Update: The Pinker Tones and more

    Music: Totally addicted to the song "Sonido Total" from the album The Million Color Revolution by The Pinker Tones. They are out of Barcelona. They make me shake my booty all day long.

    Games: Started up "Animal Crossing" Fucking Bob wanted me to deliver a picture book to Mitzi WAYYY to many times, so I dug up holes in his front yard and sent him a letter telling him he was an old queen with no taste. No response. Also almost finished the Potato Salad level in Cooking Mama on the DS. I can't get the potato peeling down, no matter how hard I try.

    Websites: Boingboing is my continued favorite this week.

    Google-bound

    A few years later I find myself firmly embedded into the Google work system. Calendar, Mail, Analytics, Reader... all of it.

    Let me back up a bit. Two years ago I got an invite to beta test Gmail. It was one of those invitations people were BUYING and had the buzz power of a Wii. I was elite. I was the shit. Updated contacts, sent out notices, burned bridges to other providers. Easy. I was in.

    There was nothing insidious or cloying about how Google worked itself in further. Gmail & co. works. It does all of the necessary tasks and lets you integrate mostly seamlessly. Privacy and fear experts (Not the same thing, btw. I don't want to argue about it.) will tell you that I am setting myself up to be electronically violated or left in the dirt when Google changes its profit machine or gets bought. I don't care and I don't care. Any system which allows me to FEED NEWS THROUGH MY EMAIL AND TRACK MY SEARCHES(AWESOME!) is my new best friend. So someone finds out I was searching for Brazillian Wax videos or information on pot farms in Manhattan. It proves nothing exept that I am curious. Curious AND satisfied.

    More things I can do:

    - From Google Analytics I learned that someone from Bulgaria has repeatedly visited my blog. Whoever you are, I love you. Same to the person from New Dehli and Wisconson. We are an inclusive, internationally-minded blog. Welcome. Also, No Agenda is driving 13.33% of my traffic. That is 2 people. Thanks. Every bit counts toward inflating my ego.

    -Google sucks potential calendar items out of my e-mail and puts them to the right of the e-mail itself. I can click to add them to the calendar. Jesus.

    -If I look something up in Google Maps I can text it to my phone, then hit the road. Seriously. When did we not need that? I've saved a freaking tree by not printing directions over the last six months.

    That is enough fawning over Google, the provider of this blog. There is much more, but I think we have had our fill for now. Please feel free to comment.

    The Dance Remix is the best.

    This was a damn riot. You have to listen to the story about the best voicemail message ever left. "You and the little mermaid can go.."

    Link: From WBEZ in Chicago... This American Life

    So I went and changed the title.

    Yes, I did. It wasn't sitting right. This one may not either, but I will keep the blog at the same address until I find one as good as "Jimmy Q's Egg Hut". Until that day, I am merely a name away from glory.

    Carry on my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done.

    I'd better find something to do while this downloads...








    I will not wait this long for anyone. Anyone at all. According to my calculations, I will be waiting 230,982 years. Sexy.

    A fucked up scene on the (grass) beach.

    Oops. I did it again. Gradients, that is.