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    The plight of the (nearly) 40-year-old gamer.

    So I got a Nintendo DS for Christmas from Jimmy. It is a little slice of heaven. I went out and bought some new games for it – enough to keep me busy for awhile and they are terrific. It all just works well and is a blast to use. HOWEVER...

    It brought me to a funny place. I feel insecure about being this old (37) and playing games like a 14-year-old. not wanting to feel guilt because it makes me have to crap, I made efforts to parse the feeling. With a little backtracking I realized it happened shortly after several people asked me a question.

    "Do you do anything but play games?" Geez. I hope that is already clear, but here we go.

    Three points, all of which put me at risk of sounding a little defensive:

    1.) Some learn numbers. Some know people well. My job in life is to learn tools. I do it on many, many fronts, with gaming being the least accepted of the bunch. At the moment I am playing the DS and the Wii (two incredibly innovative tools), learning to sew on a machine AND by hand, learning how to construct and present sushi, learning to handle a culinary knife, teaching myself to be a better illustrator, organizing my home, learning Movable Type and carrying a full time job as a graphic designer. In the past I have mastered OSX, A/V systems, cleaning tools, graphic design hand tools, woodworking tools (Ugh.), my treo and the PS2.

    There is a lot to pack into life. If I could not sleep and still feel good I wouldn't get a wink. I imagine a world of every day learning something and taking naps between. All at your own pace, all in your own interest. Some people travel, some work – I learn new tools and languages with my husband.

    2.) Video games are efficient. They are a direct line to stress relief for me. I work hard and my brain breaks every day. Rather than get all jiggy, I hit electronic rabid rabbits with plungers.

    3.) I like playing games.

    Booby-trap your house for $14.99

    SO apparently this dimmer by INTELA is voice-controlled. You set it for a word and when said, it dims whatever is plugged into it. Sounds like a torture device, plain and simple. Two ideas off the top of me head:

    - TEACH GRAMMA TO SWEAR LIKE A SAILOR: Attach it to the reading lite by her bed. Program the word as "F*ckwad". Extra points if she loves the idea.

    - THE CAT IS IN CONTROL: Hook all the lights in the kitchen to the dimmer. Record the cat's hunger meow. The cat will get fed first. Guaranteed.

    INTELA Voice-activated Dimmer -$14.99