Oprah might as well book Katie now...

To absolutely no one's surprise, Tom Cruise and Katie are apparently on the rocks. It sounds like things are getting kinda petty in the TomKat compund. With rumors of trauma over an 80's ad campaign and late night mental-wrassles over the number "71", things are looking bleak.

The more I hear about him, the more I think he is just an absolutely normal guy who is a controlling butthead. The Scientology, the quesadilla cheese, the odd numbers. They all make me think that I know many Tom Cruises, but none of them are wealthy. (You all know who you are.)

Anyway, read the nice article: TomKat is dying.

Me portfolio website.

I thought this was long gone, but my father kept it hidden and safe for me. My portfolio is once again online. I might even update it now that I know and have made more.

Portfolio

Some highlights? Everything. (hehe) The drawings are my personal favorite part. I would never put up something I hated, so I like everything here at least a little bit. Or it was demostrative of a skill. Or I should shut up.

Go. Wander. Live the dream.

Booby-trap your house for $14.99

SO apparently this dimmer by INTELA is voice-controlled. You set it for a word and when said, it dims whatever is plugged into it. Sounds like a torture device, plain and simple. Two ideas off the top of me head:

- TEACH GRAMMA TO SWEAR LIKE A SAILOR: Attach it to the reading lite by her bed. Program the word as "F*ckwad". Extra points if she loves the idea.

- THE CAT IS IN CONTROL: Hook all the lights in the kitchen to the dimmer. Record the cat's hunger meow. The cat will get fed first. Guaranteed.

INTELA Voice-activated Dimmer -$14.99

So many blogs die so young from lack of interest. Please don't let this happen to me.